Letters from God

None of you ever used the word ‘unprecedented’ before the sad sad sad horrific events on September 11th 2001.  And now you use the term to describe anything which is a bit of a surprise.

Buy a thesaurus.

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Carbon offsetting is the biggest money making con-trick on the planet since  Indulgences.  

One

Stop it.

It’s silly.

One

You once said that the only way for you to give up owning guns, was for them to be taken from your “cold dead hands”.

Ok then.

Bang, bang.  You’re dead.

One

Holding the Olympics this year won’t blind my eyes towards your basterdization of the god given principles of justice, equality, freedom and love for all.

On the contrary.  I hate sports!

One

Don’t worry too much about global warming and such like. 

When you have all finished with destroying the Earth to the point where it can no longer support the ongoing existence of your species, fret not, as squirrels will be the next creatures to be the dominant intelligent life form.  They are already starting to test their new emerging status as world leaders.

The Earth was here long before you, and will be here long after you. 

Fret not my friends.  You are but faithful blinks of my eye. 

I still love you though.

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You were once admired, but now you have become arrogant.

You are not getting any younger.  You have lived a long eventful life.  Now is time to accept the situation of defeat and live the rest of your life with a peaceful mind.

It is a more powerful man who can accept defeat and admit their mistakes.  It is a weak man who clings to power in the face of the contrary will of the people.

Rest yourself.

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