Letters from God

Dear Egypt

Shawn — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 11:47:42 +0000

I am very happy.

One

Dear Kanye West

Shawn — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:46:38 +0000

You can be a real asshole sometimes!!!!!!!

ONE

Dear Tom Paulin the Poet

one — Sat, 09 May 2009 19:39:12 +0000

Cheers up for God’s sake.

One

Dear Mr Berlusconi

one — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:21:25 +0000

You told your devestated citizens to treat their displacement from their homes following the earthquake like a “weekend of camping“.

Well, when you eventually leave the land of the living to start your eternal camping holiday, don’t bother bringing a dressing gown. It will be very hot where you are going!

One

Dear “men”

one — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:53:31 +0000

Just because your girlfriend/wife is leaving you, does not give you the right to kill her and your children.

Just because you are in debt, does not give you the right to kill your wife and your children.

Just because you think so highly of yourself that you cannot live with shame, does not mean that your family want you to kill them.

Your loss is your loss.

Your shame is your shame.

Be a man and deal with it. Your children will love you no matter what, and so will your girlfriend/wife, even if she has to leave. Let that be.

Let life live.

One

Dear scriptwriters of Eastenders (UK)

one — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:36:07 +0000

It was my day off today (Sunday). I watched a bit of your Eastenders, for the first time in about 20 years. It was very exciting and it got me hooked instantly.

Then imagine my sadness when an orphaned girl, who was first rejected by her birth mother about 5 minutes ago, is then struck down by a car and killed just at the moment that she is lovingly reunited with her repentant mother 5 minutes later.

There is enough misery in the world already. Why add to it so much? Happy endings are not always clichés.

TV off. Back to work.

One

Dear People of the Earth

one — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 21:23:09 +0000

You really don’t have to listen to the pope or always do what he says. It’s ok, he is just a normal man, and he isn’t always right.

That is The Truth.

One

Dear people of Earth

one — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:56:50 +0000

If I told you that everything will be ok, would you believe me?

One

Dear Journalists

one — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:06:12 +0000

None of you ever used the word ‘unprecedented’ before the sad sad sad horrific events on September 11th 2001. And now you use the term to describe anything which is a bit of a surprise.

Buy a thesaurus.

One

Dear People of Earth

one — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:06:42 +0000

Carbon offsetting is the biggest money making con-trick on the planet since Indulgences.

One